I want to go on Big Brother. Seriously. And, Dallas has ended.

So, BB14 is still going on. And other than the Olympics, it's what we're watching at our house. G likes to pretend he doesn't like Big Brother. But, he's LYING. He watches every episode and then goes online to search who won the competition that wasn't finished in the episode or he looks up to see who was put up for eviction. I know that if you don't watch the show you have no idea what I am talking about - but, you should watch it. It's THAT good. So, this week we see the losers of  a competition either get a great prize (like a trip to Hawaii) or a not so fun punishment...like Frank (seen right) with the purple Spiritard. Yes - he has to wear this for one whole week. And pictured left is Ian. Ian has to dress like a dog, sleep outside, not sit on the furniture and has to be on leash when going into the house (even to pee). Again. THIS IS GOOD TV PEOPLE.

So, I think G or I should go on this show. We'd be good. I think we've watched it long enough to know how to make alliances, how to win competitions, and I am thinking G could pull off that Spiritard.

And, on another note...I did wrap up last night by watching Dallas. I can't believe it won't return until JANUARY 2013. This is crazy. The show is totally corny. And some of the acting is awful. But, still...I am sucked in. Will JR and Bobby ever get along? Will John Ross and Christopher ever be friends again after hooking up with the same girl within hours of each other? Will Rebecca have those babies? The anticipation is killing me. Those Ewings...they have such a complicated life to have so much money.