On the Bachelorette last night we learned a few things:
- Emily really likes kissing Arie. I am pretty sure that's all they do when they are together.
- Ryan doesn't care about Emily one bit. He only wants to be the next Bachelor. Can't believe he didn't go home last night. I am now thinking that ABC has 90% of the control over who stays and who goes for ratings. Did I mention that he called her a "trophy wife"?
- Boys on this show cry a lot. More than any other boys I know.
- Sean is still a front runner. If he isn't in the top 4 I will protest.
- Doug is "perfect" - Emily said this 15454 times. Gag.
Dear ABC, although some of these men wouldn't be missed if they went under, I am pretty sure they should all be wearing life jackets considering none of them knew how to sail. Children are watching - waiting for Kermit to make another appearance.


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