Will Says - December Edition

Will: Mommy, where my Toms go?
Me: Buddy, your red Toms are too small now...and your new Toms are too big. They may fit next year...
Will: My Toms. where day go?
Me: I just told you, you can't wear them.
Will: (making a pinching motion) My TOMS...you know, I cook on da grill with dem?
Me: OH! YOU MEAN TONGS! TONGS!

While telling Greg a story about someone in my office (Tobey)...
Will: TWO TOBEYS! Like in my book!
Me: What book? I don't know of a book that you have with a Tobey.
(I continue to talk to Greg)
Will: Same name! Two Tobeys like in my book.
Me: Buddy, we don't have a book with a Tobey.
Will: Yes I do. I show you!
He brings back his Snow White book...
Will: DATS TOBEY!
Me: THAT'S DOPEY! That's Da-Da-Da-Da DOPE-Y! Not TA-TA-TA TOBE-Y!
Will: Yeah, Tobey! TWO OF DEM!

While watching something on the iPad...
Will: Mommy, you turn da dalumine?
Me: What? What's wrong?
Will: Fix da dalumine.
Me: Buddy, I don't know what that is...can you show me?
Will: Mommy, turn da dalumine up. I CAN'T HEAR IT!
Me: OH! VOLUME!