Will Says - November Edition

So, our little man sometimes says some funny stuff. If I put them here, I hope that one day I can look back on these and smile!

"Father Neighbor-ham had many sons..." (when singing)

"I no need your help, Mommy. I put my cose (clothes) on all by myself. I big boy." (when getting dressed)

"I need a kiss mommy. I hit my noggin....Wait! Dats too many kisses!"

"We ride the elligator to go up?" (escalator)

Me: "Tell daddy what you saw at the museum, what you touched!"
Him: "I saw a crocodile!"
Me: "Was he soft or hard?"
Him: "He hard, I pet him. He not real"
Me: "He was real, buddy. He was a real, baby crocodile!"
Him: "Him NOT a baby! Him big!"

"Nuffin' but da blood of Jesus!" (a favorite song these days)

"I no want to see them. I bashful"

"Some body go tooty in here?" (when visiting a smelly bathroom)

"Dew like dat, mommy?" (when he's trying something new and feeling us out first)

"You break da law, you go time out! You go to jail. For forty days and forty nights" (he always uses the flood time line as a length of time period)

"I no want to change my clothes! I want to wear des jammies ALL DAY!" (you and me both, kid)

After I washed my face one night...
Will: "Dew put on appetizer?"
Me: "What? What is that?"
Will: "Dew put dat hand appetizer on your face?"
Me: "OOOOOH. SANITIZER!?"
Will: "Yes! Appetizer. You put dat on your face?"
Me: "No, buddy. It's face wash!"

Him: "I no want to see Santa. I be scared, I cry."
Me: "Buddy, Santa is nice. And you have to tell him what you want so he knows what to bring you!"
Him: "I wrote him letter"